“What`s for dinner”?
“Dunno, have a look in the fridge”.
Pause.
“Chicken – big one”.
“Roast it”?
“OK”.
Pause
“Hang on, I`ve got an idea”.
Get chicken, prop chicken, style chicken, photograph chicken.
“When`s dinner ready”?
“When I`m finished with the chicken, that`s when”!
Cook chicken, rephotograph chicken.
The chicken is the star.
Eat chicken. Tidy up. Sit down.
“What`s for dessert”?
“You must be chicken lickin` joking”!